Retired Carpenter With a Twisted Mind T-shirt 

Show off your retired carpenter pride with this fierce and funny T-shirt. Featuring a fiery skeleton in a suit surrounded by carpenter-themed graphics, the design reads: "Warning. Retired Carpenter with a Twisted Mind. If you don't want your feelings hurt, Walk Away." It’s the perfect tribute to years of craftsmanship and straight talk—ideal for those who’ve earned their sawdust and sass.

Comfortable, Eye-Catching Everyday Apparel
Printed on high-quality t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, long sleeves, and tank tops, this bold graphic delivers all-day comfort and serious style—great for casual wear or relaxing off the job.

Perfect Gift for Retired Carpenters
A unique and humorous gift for birthdays, retirements, or holidays—perfect for the carpenter who builds with skill and speaks with honesty.

Looking for a comfy, snug-looking t-shirt to wear this summer? Look no further as here it is. You will immediately fall in love with the irresistible softness and those unique prints. Even better, it makes for the best gift for the one you adore.

Awesome fit This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts Unique design Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt. Great gift ideas Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

Product details: Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers. Machine wash cold     Lay flat to dry     No bleach     Disclaimer Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images. Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly. Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly